Words From Sofa Set.....

Sofa Kahaniii....
written by its owner.

Lockdown effect.



Hi guys, I am a sofa but not a normal sofa, I am THE SOFA because on me I can hold 9 asses at a time. Well, come on today I will tell you about me.

So, I was born in a factory. I have gone through many types of machine and suffered in pain to become a soft and comfortable sofa. After being ready, I was send to the big store for a sale where I was rated very high for my looks and comfort. Many people appreciated me for my looks and comfort but just because of my high rate they couldn't afford me because I have an specialty that my cloth can change as I was made of Brown color by machine initially but People can change my color and they can match it with their house's paint and curtain.

So, One fine day a family came to the store and they were looking so many sofa's, they found me after like 5-10  minutes because I was kept in center of the shop but on one look they liked me very much although they also chose to change the color because my brown color didn't match with their curtains but then they just didn't want to see any other sofa in the store they just want to buy me. After listening to price they felt somewhat dejected but then somehow they managed and the family decided a combo of Red and Grey color on me.

Truly speaking when my color changed I felt like the prince of a kingdom as everyone was thinking about me also I was looking very smart especially because of my color, 

Thanks to my new owners.

So, here I came to my new destination, some people took me to the lift and brought to a home on 16th floor I guess, and finally my owner kept me in his living room and in-front of me there was a TV set by seeing that TV set along with play-station I was sure that " Boss, tere upar sbse jyada time spend kiya jayega, Be ready sofa ustad "

And then Next evening some guests arrived in the house and as I said there was a TV along with play-station in-front of me only so it was confirmed that all will sit in living room and yooooo 'on new sofa' i.e. on me to enjoying the celebration. Everyone was sitting on me, dancing , eating, etc but i tolerated all the pain,I can't help my self for it because it's my duty to give them comfort without any complain also I thought that may be its for one day or occasionally they will do the party so this pain comes in my life often.

" BUT KAHA BOSS INKE TO TEVAR HI BADAL GAYE MJHE LAKAR, BHAISAHAB BANE RAHIYE MERE SAATH BATATA HU AAPKO AAGE KI KAHANI......." 

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So guys, have I told you the main thing that who among all in this family sat first on me, that great one is their small cute dog, white in color as soon as some people kept me in the living room he ran and jumped on me like I was a teddy bear for him, I got a little pain at that time but he used to lick me and I was in love with him because he always use to sit on me whenever my owner is not in home and I felt lonely of-course he too felt lonely at that time so we both spent our time together.

But a small thought was always in my mind that " Doggie cutie aap ho to bht cute but don't pee on me buddy else mere owner to aise hai ki bhai time hi nahi hai saaf to mjhe kya hi karenge"

And one fine day when nobody was in home cutie doggie came on me smell something on me (don't know what) and then he took his leg up and pee on my cushion, my heart beat was running very fast ki 'boss kya krne wale ho nahi nahi nahiiiiiiiiii ' all in vain now I just want that my owner came soon and saw this else my cloth material can absorb all the liquid items but my owner came late and sat on me like always not on that area where the dog peed on me but close to that only but he didn't notice that, now all of a sudden his cute wife I love her a lot because she always took a good care of me, she smelled something while she took cushion on her lap and she noticed I was very happy that now she  will wash me and I will again become soft and smart sofa once again.

That's the reason I love her a lot because what I thought she did exactly the same on that day only she took that cushion cover along with all other cushion covers and washed me in their washing machine, I was very happy on that day but then suddenly all their friends came and sat on me and enjoying by keeping their legs folded on me, some use to stand on me and dancing, I was thinking how much party boss " kya mere se pehle zameen pe baithke krte the party aise janwaro ki tarah kudte hai mjhpe ki bs kya hi bolu "

So that parties and all other stuff was going on and on and on then suddenly after some time i was seeing that my owner and my love (his wife) were not going anywhere and use to sit on me only the whole day and no friends are coming, no parties, nothing.....

I was thinking ki " boss kya ho gaya bhai sb thik ", I mean I never saw these people use to sat on me the whole day not even a single day this happened in my life till now, I was in a deep thinking that some thing big happened also both husband wife are managing a distance while sitting on me otherwise I never saw these both sitting separately they always use to sit close on me and I also felt happy by giving them a good comfort because after all that's my job.

After sometime I came to know when they use to sat on me for whole day and chit chat on calls and on their laptops that some virus came in India and ' sbki band bazadi hai sahab usne 'then I realized that these people who never use to stay at home, why they are sitting on me for whole day or I should say dayssssss.

" I REALLY WISH YE LOCKDOWN JALDI KHATAM HO AUR YE LOG JANA SHURU KARE YAHA SE WARNA VIRUS INKI JAAN LE YA NAHI MAIN JALDI HI SHAHEED HO JAUNGA "

" VIRUS agar main insan hota to pakka tjhse bachne ki vaccine jaldi banata, Ja bhai mjhe to jeene de....... "


Start thinking guyz.......

non living items started speaking now that :


GO CORONA GO.....